[CHAT] about that!

Discussion in 'Sodom' started by Captain Zaven, Jan 16, 2016.

  1. inexpediency

    inexpediency Ruler of this [CHAT]

    we've been compromised!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  2. Triangle Man

    Triangle Man Cautiously Optimistic

    If we're being honest here, we were compromised the minute we posted anything on the Internet.

    Curse our collective hubris!!!
  3. Almost Human

    Almost Human Mightest of the Drunks Staff Member Bürgermeister

    Guys I almost forgot: I printed everything we ever wrote out and gave it to all our enemies. To some this may look like betrayal, but I think that it's a brilliant stalling tactic that will prevent them from ever finding any valuable information on the coup amidst all the talk of ghost boners and me whining about D&D.

    Speaking of the second session went soooo much better than the first and I got to single "All the single ladies" at a racist human who refused to sleep with me. So I mean, that was a meaningful experience.
  4. inexpediency

    inexpediency Ruler of this [CHAT]

    AH you fool

    the ghost boners were the most secret part
  5. NotAPumpkin

    NotAPumpkin Game maker and tie breaker

    All those unsanctioned butts revealed to the adversary
    We're doomed


    Also, that does sound way more fun AH, I'm glad it went well :D
    Meaningful life experiences to share with the coming generations so they too can experience the joys of rolling a natural 20.
  6. ectocal

    ectocal Hapster

    Dammit, AH. If you're gonna rat out your friends, at least make some money off it
  7. Triangle Man

    Triangle Man Cautiously Optimistic

    AH that is a legit amazing story and glad to know that your second game went better than your first and that you are already winning.

    On a related note, I too have won a dance-off in an RP campaign while also being blitzed on cocaine (in character, not out of character).

    Also, what Ecto said.
  8. Almost Human

    Almost Human Mightest of the Drunks Staff Member Bürgermeister

    And yet, oddly, they were also the part they seemed the least interested in. So weird...
    Perhaps they were just feigning ignorance and hiding their excitement under what seemed like endless layers of apathy and frustration with my amazing stories.

    I'm paid in the joy I bring to each and everyone's faces as I tell them "But wait, don't break my fingers! There's more!"

    have no idea what the D&D equivalent to coke would be but I'll have to keep that in mind if it ever comes up in our game!
  9. Blank_

    Blank_ Transgender Asshole

    Hey guys
  10. inexpediency

    inexpediency Ruler of this [CHAT]

    pixie dust, obviously

    and hey blank
  11. Blank_

    Blank_ Transgender Asshole

    "Link dump" sounds like a really nasty legend of Zelda themed porno
  12. Triangle Man

    Triangle Man Cautiously Optimistic

    Life Update - Severely Limiting my own internet usage has increased Productivity in terms of Writing Stories and allowed me to actual watch/play/read all the things that I keep putting off - that is, I have a ton of Steam Games I haven't even touched yet, haha.

    Also, we should really deal with that Security Leak ASAP.

    Holy shit it really does, doesn't it?

    The scariest part is that I can imagine EXACTLY what such a film would entail. O_O
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  13. Triangle Man

    Triangle Man Cautiously Optimistic

    Also...

    Holy Shit Yes
  14. Captain Zaven

    Captain Zaven ribbed for her pleasure

    Link Dump, starring new pornographic actor, Dink Lump
  15. Almost Human

    Almost Human Mightest of the Drunks Staff Member Bürgermeister

    I prefer his stand in, Limp Dunk
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  16. gingerale

    gingerale Dread Pirate

    Here's one.
  17. Triangle Man

    Triangle Man Cautiously Optimistic

    Does this imply that there are multiple heavy narcotics in this setting?

    And more importantly, are all of them types of cheese?
  18. Almost Human

    Almost Human Mightest of the Drunks Staff Member Bürgermeister

    "Foxilon Cardluck described cheeeese as "special, like black opium or booze".[1] The drug appeared to affect the halflings similarly to strong wine"

    Well I'm already addicted to cheese and in love with wine and about the height of a halfling so I'd say I'm pretty goddamn set!
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  19. gingerale

    gingerale Dread Pirate

    Yet another reason to play a halfling. The best race. ♥
  20. NotAPumpkin

    NotAPumpkin Game maker and tie breaker

    Welp, it's back to sitting at a desk for hours while fidgeting constantly and occasionally darting off to pace the hallways. Today I was anxious, so I climbed all the stairs in the building. There are 19 floors, but I only managed to run up the first 5 flights before I had to walk. I'm kinda out of shape I guess?

    What an exciting adventure

    Anyway, the plus side is that we have dogs in the classroom most of the time. I think I'm going to get a greyhound this year if I can get into a housing situation that allows it. Greyhounds are so cute, I can't handle them :D

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