Computer Business is the most serious business - a deeper look into computer programs

Discussion in 'Multi-Media Adventures' started by MadameSB, Aug 8, 2011.

  1. MadameSB

    MadameSB Hot blooded

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    Today you will be starting your mandatory research about the coding within a computer program.
    This is going to take a lot of time, so you think your entries and updates may take varying amounts of time depending upon the content.
    Either way, it'll come when it comes.

    Well, let's start off by taking a look at the simplest and closest resources.
    The Desktop shortcuts.
    Why don't we start be selecting a program and going on from there.
  2. Tesseract

    Tesseract Regrets Choices Thus Far

    Recycle Bin
  3. MadameSB

    MadameSB Hot blooded

    >Recycle Bin

    Well, why not?

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    Might as well start with the very program that ends others.
    Literally.

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    There he is.
    This is Recycle Bin, he's not exactly pleasant conversation. Then again if you had to 'delete', by which I mean murder, your fellow programs you wouldn't exactly be a cheery bugger. He doesn't get much company either, they just call him 'Recycler' for short.
    That is, if they spoke to him often.
    He tends to spend his time alone, so he's fairly anti social and bad at extended conversations.
    He doesn't tell how he kills, but it is assumed a gun-vacuum.
    Which fires and sucks bullets.

    But enough about that,
    since we have his attention should we get him a friend, or bother him more?​
  4. inverted L-block

    inverted L-block Chucklefuck

    Agent Tethers > Interrogate Bin on any possible murders they might have committed
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  5. MadameSB

    MadameSB Hot blooded

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    Oh lord.
    If it isn't Puzzle Agent, up to shout his nonsense again.
    You see, unlike most programs, this one is a pain in the butt to speak with because it is so obsessed with puzzles.
    Even his speech is puzzles.
    Let's listen in on this conversation anyway.

    "Oh, uh....hi puzzle....agent."

    "If the day of yesterday came before the last day of the previous month three years ago on what day did you murder that one program?!"

    "I..what?"

    "You heard me!"

    "I did...I just...didn't understand....just like how no one understands me..."

    "Your angst isn't different from Glorias, who is the wife of the man wearing black, but does not share the same eye color and hair color as his half brother who is sitting across from Gloria's mother whom has a green turtleneck on!"

    "Oh...god why.."

    "Because!"

    "Because...I'm a monster...?"

    "EXACTLY!
    I AM A FIVE STAR PUZZLE AGENT AND SO ARE YOU!"


    "...hooray?"
  6. Almost Human

    Almost Human Mightest of the Drunks Staff Member Bürgermeister

    Oh God I love Puzzle Agent!
    Fuck the recycler, he's all angsty, let's get Tethers to take a look at Gimp.
  7. MadameSB

    MadameSB Hot blooded

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    Oh now this is a sad sight.
    We all know Recycler needs friends, Oh well.
    Puzzle Agent and GIMP get along fairly well.


    "The polar opposite of hello, but also meaning goodbye is the word with which I desire to express my present feelings!"

    "I...huh..?"

    "Aloha."

    "Oh...okay..."

    "WOOF!"

    "Indubitably my fine furred friend. We should go about and spend time together and enjoy ourselves!"

    "WOOF! WOOF WOOF!"

    "Maybe not that, I'd rather not need shovels."
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  8. inexpediency

    inexpediency Ruler of this [CHAT]

    Go frolic in the land of Paint.NET
  9. inverted L-block

    inverted L-block Chucklefuck

    Paint.net and Gimp > Get in a turf war.
  10. MadameSB

    MadameSB Hot blooded

    >Run Paint.net and GIMP at the same time

    This is an odd combination.
    Both are art programs, both free, and both made by the same producer possibly.
    Only one is like photoshop and the other isn't.
    Be glad Photoshop isn't here.
    Regardless, they can get along.

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    For about 10 seconds before...

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    All hell breaks loose.
    Shall we listen in on their little discussion?
    Maybe eventually we can find a better means of communication between them all.


    "WOOF! WOOF WOOF WOOF! WOOF WOOF!"

    "I'm sorry, I don't speak mutt, art school doesn't teach that."

    "WOOF WOOF!"

    "Huh? Something about a bone and your own ass?"

    "WOOOOOOOF!"

    "Still don't understand a lick of 'shitty art program', maybe next year I'll take it as a minor class."

    "Hey you two maybe this fighting should cease so we can return to our enjoyable behaviors that retain to the opposite of poor posture and inactivity? Perchance involving something blue?"

    "WOOF" "Nah."

    "Well, maybe you two could just-"

    "I'll play when this furry fuck gets out of his fur suit."

    "WOOF WOOF WOOF! WOOF!"

    "Yiff yiff tiff is all I'm hearing."

    "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF!"
  11. DevilEd

    DevilEd Call me BellaDante

    Gimp: Stab that pretentious fuck.
  12. Almost Human

    Almost Human Mightest of the Drunks Staff Member Bürgermeister

    MEDIATE, TETHERS, MEDIATE!
  13. ectocal

    ectocal Hapster

    Solve the puzzle...of FRIENDSHIP
  14. MadameSB

    MadameSB Hot blooded

    Puzzle Agent can't just mediate for art programs!
    It really isn't that simple, you see, the puzzle of friendship is a very complex puzzle.
    And as you'd guess, friendship is magic.

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    And not even the smartest mothafucka can solve the magic of friendship
    not even Einstien or Tethers

    Art programs need to work shit out for themselves.
    This PC has three on it, GIMP, Paint.net, and MSpaint.
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    Fact of matter is these can get along for a few seconds before fighting.
    But usually there is competitive reasoning behind their strife.
    However, Paint.net seems extra assholish today.
    Maybe something has bothered him.

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    Puzzle Agent may not be able to solve the puzzle of friendship, but he sure as hell can solve the puzzle of why a broom is shoved so inherently far up Paint.net's ass.
    Let the investigation begin!
    What program shall we interrogate first?​
  15. inexpediency

    inexpediency Ruler of this [CHAT]

    Skype; they've probably seen something.
  16. inverted L-block

    inverted L-block Chucklefuck

    seconded
  17. MadameSB

    MadameSB Hot blooded

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    "Excuse me, Skyp-"

    "Ohheywhatsupareyoudingalrightyoulookkindofworrriedbutnotlikebadworriedbutmorelikeworriedaboutsomethingthatisntlikeabigdealsomaybeitsjustmewhothinksyoulookworriedbutyouarentworriedatallareyouimeaniguessyoushouldbebecausegimpandpaintnetaregoingatitworsethanevermaybeitsbecausetheyarelikeworstenemiesorsomeshitmaybeitsbecausegimpforgotpaintnetsbirthdayormaybethatisntevenitbecauseiknowweallcelebrateditdidntweiknowiddidbutdidyouandgimpcelebrateitormaybethisisjustpaintnetbeingonhisorherperiodbutithinkitsjustabadmoodbutreallyitcouldbeanythingbecausefuckpaintnetisonemoodysonofabitchandoflookatmeramblinglikethiswhatdidyouwanttoaskme?"

    "...UHHHHHHHH"

    Quick.
    What should we ask Skype before he goes on another spiel again.​
  18. atomic

    atomic ⓛ̸ⓘ҉̀͝ⓣ̸҉ⓔⓡ͜ⓐ̸ⓛ͞ⓛ͡͏ⓨ ͏͡͠ ̀

    try and find out who killed friendship
  19. FinalBoss

    FinalBoss Guest

    Ah, it's time then to open up good ol' Chrome.

    Right?
  20. MadameSB

    MadameSB Hot blooded

    Oh god you guys really want this back?
    I'll make an update to it tomorrow or Friday then.
    I need to do some DETECTIVE WORK to remember what was what.
    COME HELP ME TETHERS!

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