JOURNEYS THROUGH TIME AND BOOZE

Discussion in 'Multi-Media Adventures' started by Old Greg, Feb 1, 2012.

  1. Old Greg

    Old Greg Guest

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    YOU ARE ASLEEP ON A TURTLE

    YOU SEE A FLASK

    WHAT DOES IT NAME?

    Portip: I solemnly swear to always be at least tipsy wihen posting here to preserve craftmasnship. This may mean updates are few and far between.
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  2. Bandages

    Bandages Dr. Stringz

    A+ Thread
  3. biggs hoson

    biggs hoson ghosts need love too

    5/5 would read again.
  4. Old Greg

    Old Greg Guest

    aw thanks guys

    it came soon
  5. Bandages

    Bandages Dr. Stringz

    name the flask "Mystery"
  6. Old Greg

    Old Greg Guest

    Wow. I don't know how I feel about this.

    (sober me)
  7. Bandages

    Bandages Dr. Stringz

    You're going to fucking stick with this, or I'm demoting you to the rank of Gramstain Gentryboy
  8. Old Greg

    Old Greg Guest

    Don't worry, I know I'll be all about this next time I'm shwasty
  9. Old Greg

    Old Greg Guest

    Shit its ffriday? TIME FOR ADVENTURES?

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    ALRIGHT SO the flask is MYSTERY? DONE and done.

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    You Wakee up and gain+11 points in ETYMANCY for naiming a flask! It's like you're in the garden of eden with eve nameing all sorts of shit because what else are you gonna do, eat apples? Gain more POINts and maybe you can be a level one Language veteriniarian, I don't know?



    Press I for inventory?

    Press C 4 character, definitely

    Press 4 4 system preferences

    ps you'r in space on a turtle
  10. Old Greg

    Old Greg Guest

  11. Maydame

    Maydame (ノಥಿ ೪ಥ)ノ*:・゚✧

    press t 4 turtle power
  12. atomic

    atomic ⓛ̸ⓘ҉̀͝ⓣ̸҉ⓔⓡ͜ⓐ̸ⓛ͞ⓛ͡͏ⓨ ͏͡͠ ̀

  13. Old Greg

    Old Greg Guest

    this is a special installment

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    You do not have access to any tier four turtle powers, for which you must be a level 7 Turtle Theurge or Reptile Knight (defensive). Level up TORTOMANCY or ECTOTHERMIC ANOINTMENT [perfumed milk] to acquire.

    Just as you're feverishly fiddling at the unwieldy controls, a thing occurs independent of your stationary influence.

    or is it

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    Turtle gets his ass off grass and turns the fuck around, taking your slipshod hovel bullshit to places unknown and grand adventure. Where is the disgruntled terrapin leading you? only time and/or looking around will tell!

    Edit: Fuck you tinypic
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