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Discussion in 'Multi-Media Adventures' started by MadameSB, Jul 14, 2011.

  1. MadameSB

    MadameSB Hot blooded

    [video=youtube;WOor7oQd1Ww]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOor7oQd1Ww[/video]

    What just happened?
    Okay, you're pretty sure whatever that was doesn't concern you!
    Unfortunately for you, you're pretty sure you have no clue what you are!
    Or even your gender, or race, or name!
    Wow.

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    You are the dumbest idiot ever.
    But what is this 'dumbest idiot ever' made of?
    (Hint: Pick a race and gender!)
  2. Varkarrus

    Varkarrus I have class

    Female Argonian.

    Name: Whydwi Hav'bressets
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  3. atomic

    atomic ⓛ̸ⓘ҉̀͝ⓣ̸҉ⓔⓡ͜ⓐ̸ⓛ͞ⓛ͡͏ⓨ ͏͡͠ ̀

    dohohoho


    male dunmer

    name: dagger vance

    :v
  4. MadameSB

    MadameSB Hot blooded

    You're pretty sure you've never heard of and will never be a 'Dunmer'.
    Whatever that is.
    Its probably silly.

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    However, you're very aware you are a male argonian!
    Your name is Whydwi Vance.
    As far as you can tell you are presently in jail, there is a multitude of ways you could have ended up in here.
    Either way, you'll swear on your life those villagers attacked first.
    Because they did.
    Racist bastards.

    Regardless, you might as well get comfortable, what should you do?
  5. Varkarrus

    Varkarrus I have class

    Whydwi Hav'Pance.

    That's my nickname for him.

    Hit caps lock that is what you should do.
  6. atomic

    atomic ⓛ̸ⓘ҉̀͝ⓣ̸҉ⓔⓡ͜ⓐ̸ⓛ͞ⓛ͡͏ⓨ ͏͡͠ ̀

    ..oh wait do they call the dunmer 'dark elves' in character creation :0a

    eheh, oopsies :0a

    >jump up and down for no apparent reason until you level up your acrobatics
  7. MadameSB

    MadameSB Hot blooded

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    Caps lock?
    You see no Caps lock!
    You see a locked jail cell door!
    And sadly no bottle caps.
    Too bad, you could've constructed your own caps lock.

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    This.
    Is.
    Stupid.

    It might be a good idea to do something else.
  8. Varkarrus

    Varkarrus I have class

    Wait for king to show up.
  9. atomic

    atomic ⓛ̸ⓘ҉̀͝ⓣ̸҉ⓔⓡ͜ⓐ̸ⓛ͞ⓛ͡͏ⓨ ͏͡͠ ̀

    >wait for patrick stewart to show up
  10. Varkarrus

    Varkarrus I have class

    Wait for L Ron Hubbard to show up.

    Wait for Godot to show up.

    Wait for bandages to show up.
  11. atomic

    atomic ⓛ̸ⓘ҉̀͝ⓣ̸҉ⓔⓡ͜ⓐ̸ⓛ͞ⓛ͡͏ⓨ ͏͡͠ ̀

    >strip down and punch the bars until they break
  12. Almost Human

    Almost Human Mightest of the Drunks Staff Member Bürgermeister

    That's not much of a command, we've been doing that for ages!

    Um I've never played this game so I don't know the options, but I like the idea of macking on Patrick Stewart, is that an option? If not, pick lock?

    Wait. This is much better.
  13. Maydame

    Maydame (ノಥಿ ೪ಥ)ノ*:・゚✧

    hide your bondage equipment this is so embarrassing
  14. atomic

    atomic ⓛ̸ⓘ҉̀͝ⓣ̸҉ⓔⓡ͜ⓐ̸ⓛ͞ⓛ͡͏ⓨ ͏͡͠ ̀

    >remove wrist shackles

    >hide them and never speak of this again
  15. MadameSB

    MadameSB Hot blooded

    [​IMG]

    Despite your affinity for all things cold and steel, you think these 'cuffs' are best removed.
    They seem to be engraved however, they read;
    "With love, joy, and whips~ forever yours~ Ka-"
    The rest is scratched off.

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    In honor of old times with this 'Ka' person, you decide to remove your clothes and prepare to strap into your bondage gear.
    Then you recall, that the last time you did that, you got put into a jail cell that had chains, not bondage equipment.
    Then again,
    What kind of jail has Bondage equipment in a jail cell?
    What kind of jail is this really?

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    You decide to stand in front of the entrance, hoping to allure Bandages, or Patrick Stewart.
    Anyone who might be willing to have some naughty foreplay and break you out of here.
    in no particular order.

    Instead you see the king and his men standing before you.
    This is, fairly awkward.
    They compliment your build, but suggest you stand back.

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    There we go.

    It seems that the King is on the run from some assassins, sad to say they have already taken the lives of all his sons and he must make haste to get out of the city before they hunt him down and slaughter him as well. As chance would have it, the path goes through your cell, but the King interjects that this is not chance. That this is destiny.
    He insists that he has seen you before, in his dreams.

    Fantastic.
    Now gay soon-to-be-assasinated rulers are having homoerotic dreams about you.
    Isn't that magical?
  16. MadameSB

    MadameSB Hot blooded

    [​IMG]

    Ignoring your slight discomfort at the thought of an 87 year old getting off to your hot bod in his probably creepy dreams, you listen to the Knight, who suggests you take the lucky break, and follow them out of the jail.
    Its either that or rot in a jail cell, or you know...
    bondage.​
  17. atomic

    atomic ⓛ̸ⓘ҉̀͝ⓣ̸҉ⓔⓡ͜ⓐ̸ⓛ͞ⓛ͡͏ⓨ ͏͡͠ ̀

    >tell the emperor that you hate to see him go but love to watch him leave

    >then eat him

    or just =>
  18. qiam

    qiam Guest

    > Follow the king
    > Flirt, 'cause of course you want to get in good with the king
  19. Old Greg

    Old Greg Guest

    >Take exquisite clayware on table
    >Follow King
  20. Almost Human

    Almost Human Mightest of the Drunks Staff Member Bürgermeister

    Get the hell out of there, it's all obviously a trap! Set sail immediately and punch a dolphin.

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