THE WORLD WIDE WEB IS IN DANGER

Discussion in 'Multi-Media Adventures' started by Tesseract, Aug 12, 2011.

  1. Tesseract

    Tesseract Regrets Choices Thus Far

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    You are a Version 2.0 Cyber Agent. You are a computer program whose job is to beat up viruses so that users can safely browse the web, both from the safety of their homes and the comfort of their local libraries. Since you are not on the job at the moment, you are engaging in your favorite pastime, Surfing the Net.

    What is your name?
  2. Krakash

    Krakash Guest

    >Neit Surfar

    >Sibar Eygant
  3. ectocal

    ectocal Hapster

    Doctor Binary
  4. DevilEd

    DevilEd Call me BellaDante

    >Drilllesgorg
  5. Bandages

    Bandages Dr. Stringz

  6. Tesseract

    Tesseract Regrets Choices Thus Far

    You are Doctor Binary, the best Cyberagent ever. Your mad skills are legendary.

    Your rad boarding is interrupted by a message from HQ!

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    The news is extremely important.

    The entire internet has been hacked.

    The hacker's goal: Use viruses to destroy The Mainframe, the hi-tech computer that runs the net.

    The viruses have already invaded Cyberopolis. It won't be long now before they eat The Mainframe and terminate all of cyberspace. Someone has to stop them, and you are the last, best hope for the job.

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    The thought of world where you can't practice your tubular surfing stunts is almost unbearable. You aren't about to let some viruses destroy this rad dimension, for the sake of boarders everywhere!

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    You board off towards the nearby town of RAMville.

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    Your board breaks!
  7. atomic

    atomic ⓛ̸ⓘ҉̀͝ⓣ̸҉ⓔⓡ͜ⓐ̸ⓛ͞ⓛ͡͏ⓨ ͏͡͠ ̀

    >go to town
  8. Bandages

    Bandages Dr. Stringz

    mourn loss of bored
  9. inexpediency

    inexpediency Ruler of this [CHAT]

    hold funeral for board
  10. Tesseract

    Tesseract Regrets Choices Thus Far

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    There's no time to mourn, you have a mission to do!

    Pull yourself together man

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    You make a grave for your board out of half of your board.

    May it rest in radness.

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    OH MY CPU, A VIRUS

    "Ey, what's a 'bot like you doin' in a cyber-town like 'dis? Why if I didn't know betta I'd say you'd come to make some trouble!"
  11. Krakash

    Krakash Guest

    >Take the two rings out from underneath him and terminate him with them.
  12. biggs hoson

    biggs hoson ghosts need love too

    >Punch the bastard straight in his ugly face.
  13. Tesseract

    Tesseract Regrets Choices Thus Far

    Time to drag this virus...

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    To the recycle bin!

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    A sk8boarder approaches, decked out in all the latest safety gear.
  14. Triangle Man

    Triangle Man Cautiously Optimistic

    Punch him in the face and steal is skateboard.
  15. inexpediency

    inexpediency Ruler of this [CHAT]

    Compliment his rad safety gear
  16. Tesseract

    Tesseract Regrets Choices Thus Far

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    "Thanks dude! Safety is the most radical stunt of all.

    The name's Kid Kool, and I'm the top boarder round here. Those were some pretty sick moves you just pulled on that virus. Knocked the CPU right outta him!"

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    "Looks like we got some troublemakers, boyz! Whaddaya say we RAM 'em?"
  17. ectocal

    ectocal Hapster

    Make like carpenter ants and DELEAF them!

    That...that was supposed to be a pun on "delete"

    I think I have a problem
  18. inexpediency

    inexpediency Ruler of this [CHAT]

    kick some serious ass with Kid Kool, with liberal use of backflips, frontflips, sideflips, etc.
  19. Tesseract

    Tesseract Regrets Choices Thus Far

    UPDATING RIGHT ON SCHEDULE

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    You do a tubular 360 trick just like a spinning CD-ROM! The viruses are logged out cold.

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    A lost cyberdog runs up to you! He is grateful that you saved his town from the evil viruses and you decide to adopt him. What do you name him?
  20. inexpediency

    inexpediency Ruler of this [CHAT]

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